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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2005|07:57 pm]
Gary
[Current Mood |complacentcomplacent]
[Current Music |Live - Throwing Copper]

Wowww

An update.

Well theres school and theres band and theres work.

And there is also half a chocolate donut residing on my chest of drawyers in my room next to seventy-five cents, a gum wrapper and a pencil.

I thought you ought to know. I might update again soon. But I really dont feel like leaving a blow-blow account of how my life has been for the past two months. Like you care anyway. Shuuuut Uuuup don't tell me you care cuz you knoooooow jjjjust as much as I do that you dont. Anyway, um, I will leave a more detailed post tommorow or something.

Hope You're Well

Later
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(no subject) [Aug. 8th, 2005|05:42 am]
Gary
[Current Music |Earthsuit...yes brian....]

Hmm....Haven't had time for this lately

but anyway summer is alright I guess, and being in the middle of band camp right now, its nice having something to do, how sad is that.

I took off work for the week too because I tried working after band camp last week and I was way too tired to keep going. Ahh...Anyway I dont really have a whole lot to say, sorry to all my loyal fans out there.

I hope you are all happy and well

Dont forget that
Good day
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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2005|04:21 pm]
Gary
[Current Mood |exanimateexanimate]
[Current Music |the sounds of Robert Plant]

I'm in manassas VA on the computer in the Hampton Inn

I'm here for my grandmothers funeral tommorow. I slept pretty much the whole way up, and then when I woke up and got out of the car my nose started bleeding so now I don't know how good my chances are with the cute receptionist but who knows I have no self esteem to lose.

Yesterday was absolutely amazing. Matt Mcgiver and Phil and I went to Portsmouth VA to see Robert Plant, the singer from Led Zeppelin perform live. Holy crap. Among other wonderful tunes he played Whole Lotta Love, Black Dog, When the Levee Breaks, Gallows Pole and of course Heartbreaker for all you other Zeppelin fans out there. It was outstanding and I will remember seeing him twirl his microphone and scream for the rest of my life....just awesome.

Other than that I have been pretty swamped at work...I think I am going to quit because I hate being the minority and being forced to clean everything in the whole damn restuarant. *Sigh* But I filled out an appolication to the Gamestop right across the street so I guess If I get the job, which I probably will, I will be making the same amount of money but instead of being yelled at by black people with greasy burgers I can talk to fellow geeks about games and movies. Hooray!

So for now I dont really have to much else to say, but I hope all is well with you.
Later
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2005|08:34 am]
Gary
[Current Mood |depresseddepressed]
[Current Music |Dream Theater - The Dance of Eternity]

my grandmother has been dowstairs in the guest bedroom for the past week now hooked up to oxygen, mumbling often and barely making sense. Before I go to work I always make sure I tell her that I love her because I dont know whether I will get to see her again or not. Apparently she is leaving her car to me. Which I just found out about. Things are really upsetting in the house.

Right now I have been home for a bout an hour or so, because "Shareena" needed to send someone home early tonight so I played rock paper scissors with Al to see who would go home first. I say "No" to that guy from Super Troopers in the Sierra Mist Commercial, your trick didnt work for me and I lost. Thanks, asshole.

I got a voicemail and it was my dad saying they had to take my grandmother to a special hospital thing across town. So I am home alone, still turning over what he said to me about her having "two days or two hours".....my grandmother is awesome, she got "walking-pneumonia" once. WALKING-pneumonia. How hardcore is that, my grandmother was actually still running around doing stuff and chasing geese out of her yard with pneumonia. She is so cool, and I hate to see her go like this....so all I have done is try to make her comfortable, you know. Thats all I could really do. I dont even know if I will see her again now.

I bought the special two-disc edition of Pulp Fiction at gamestop for like twelve bucks, which was pretty cool, because I needed somewhere to go with air conditioning near my work where I could decide whether to hitch hike or walk home. So I might go watch that now. Then I stopped by this guy named joey's house on the way home that I dont really know, but I met him once at a party so I decided to make a pit stop for AC. He had some buddies over that were about to get an ounce of marijuana, but that was going to be in an hour and a half, so I just left....yep I didnt smoke, I left. Woooo applause....shut the fuck up.

I guess I'll sit and drink some of this crappy Sam's Choice knockoff apple juice and try to enjoy pulp fiction. Maybe watching John Travolta in dreadlocks shooting people in the face and talking about cheeseburgers with Samuel L. Jackson will help........or maybe I'll take a nap....I dont know....

Things are shitty overall.....and I still havent seen Batman......

I hope you are well, get up with me sometime, oh and ESPECIALLY YOU

(yeah lets get like 5000 people going who me?) no adam....no
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(no subject) [Jun. 20th, 2005|03:33 am]
Gary
[Current Mood |apatheticapathetic]
[Current Music |Anything by Syd Barrett]

Last entry, we managed to break the record for the most comments I have ever recieved on one post, so lets all work real hard to try to push past 17 this time, folks...I know we can do it.

So....what news from the life of a moron...

Work just never seems to be without suprises. Yesterday night I noticed that we had hired two new cooks in the back (the term cooks being used loosely, as they only need to learn how to assemble a greasy hamburger). So I am standing at my register wasting time and some blonde, 30-something cliche soccer mom shuffles up opening a happy meal box thingy giving me a stern look, and opening up a hamburger roll. "I just got out of the drive through and look at this cheeseburger! There's no meat on it!" So I was like "Uhhh...well I dont make the food so let me go get you a new burger"....there was a bite mark in the side so I guess some poor little kid too pre-occupied with the cheap plastic toys that come with the meals tried to eat his burger without knowing that the dumbass forgot to put a patty on it. So I got her a new one and she left.

A little later some jock guy walked up all flamed, again up to me, because as we all know I am the best person to throw your anger at, since I look so threatening right. yeah. So he was apparently upset because this new cook had forgotten to put Crispy Chicken on his Crispy Chicken sandwhich. So in essence, all he had was a lettuce, tomato and mayonaise sandwhich. Now for the best part ok...you'll love this...for all of you with queasy stomachs or with a love for McDonalds food you might want to skip over this part.

This hispanic guy came up, speaking little to no english, and pointed to the menu for a Fruit and Walnut salad. In case you didnt know, a Fruit and Walnut salad may be the best way to get ripped off out of $3.34. Its like three damn slices of apple, a couple grapes, a little bag of walnuts and a little cup of yogurt to dip the fruit in. Get the picture right? Ok, so the guy walks up to me with the yogurt cup in hand about 10 mintues after he got his food. At first glance I couldnt tell what he had, but upon further investigation I discovered that there was A DEAD FLY in the yogurt cup. Yes a dead fly just chillen in this little yogurt cup, and what a suprise, the new cook had just made the yogurt cups!

Ahhhhhhhh.....anyway it was a good day otherwise, Kurt and Arek came and visited me, and Arek was just badgering me about fireworks or something, because I made the big mistake of showing him all of my bottle rockets and stuff one time......shut up arek you dont get any of my explosives.

So besides work and stuff my grandmother is living with us right now for the time being because she just got out of the hospital and she cant really manage by herself so my mom and my dads mom have been over to help.

I have lots of money now because all I do is work, and no time to spend it. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

And I guess thats about it all....I hope you are well......especially you...
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2005|03:31 pm]
Gary
[Current Mood |tiredtired]
[Current Music |The Dandy Warhols - Sleep]

I've been thinking alot lately about changing my journal setup and such from my Aqua Teen to maybe something else, but for the following reasons I am unable to take this question any further:

1.) I am grounded from the computer until saturday
2.) Will Fries pretty much did the whole layout for my livejournal so I am at a loss as to how to change things in that spectrum
3.) I don't have a problem with the one I have already, but I am bored, so I change could be in order
4.) I just ate a Monster Thickburger at Hardees with Andrew (a little piece of me just died I think)


So lately I havent been doing much but working, to be completely honest. Working at McDonalds sucks for the most part, except that I do pretty much nothing, which is ok. I went to see Star Wars on Friday night with my family, and I dont care what everybody else says it was a great movie. I was really pissed off about the fact that I SAT IN SOMEONES GUM and that a little kid near me was actually reading the text as it scrolled through in the beggining OUT LOUD. Despite all of this, the movie was quite entertaining, and all was good.

Saturday I worked pretty much all day, and then afterwards I went to the Shorebirds game to see the fireworks. Not the actual baseball game, just the fireworks. Which by the way were awesome. Then on Sunday I woke up pretty early and went for a bike ride, then went to visit my Grandmother in the hospital for a while. Later, I got up with Matt and Eddie and we went to Burger King and walked around the SU campus for a while, before finally making a pitstop at
Wal-Mart and then tetherball at the Pinehurst playground. Then Sunday night this girl that works with me at McDonalds came over to watch the original Star Wars movie but she didnt stay too long, apparently because she had to take her friend home because it was a school night and she wasnt aloud to be out too late.

Carter has now officially called me eight times in the past four minutes. He is looking for sour cream in his refridgerator and I DONT CARE.

I need a girlfriend, because I am tired of being single for one, and I feel like I would have a lot to contribute to a relationship right now. I don't really know, but I guess I am just plane old tired of being lonely.

....Hey, its a journal right...I'll write what I want, ok

so anyway, no more poetry this time, because the last one sucked, and I wasnt even thinking I just wrote but I'll try it again sometime when my ego is up.

Thats all I got for now, I hope you are well
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2005|08:48 am]
Gary
[Current Mood |blahwho knows]
[Current Music |The Return of the Manticore]

There is so much going on right now I dont know what to write about. Some of it is good, some of it could be good in the near future, some of it could turn out to be bad, and some of it is downright horrible.

So I leave you with this:


three days in a row
I slept in way too late
my guitar is probably way out of tune
but I wouldnt know since I haven't the time
and I havent been burnt or cried since before
why did people say that to you
I care for you too much to see you upset
"easy, old friend" said the man in the hat
if I get near it again, I won't know where I'm at
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2005|08:15 pm]
Gary
[Current Mood |numbnumb]
[Current Music |Pink Floyd - Shine on You Crazy Diamond (all parts, bitches)]

Hey everybody

Lets see last update was.....the 23rd...which if today is 26th...makes my last update this past Monday!

Since monday what has happened of interest you ask?

Well the government HSA was pretty stupid as anyone could guess, due to huge ECR's that I really didnt feel like doing at all. I love how extremely nice the procters are at these tests. I had some woman who I have NEVER SEEN AT SCHOOL before sitting right in front of me staring at my paper. After the excruitiatingly long 85 minute sessions was over and after I "Closed my test booklet and insert it into the answer booklet and put your pencil down. This is the end of session 2, please shove this test up your ass and put your highlighter in your nose", the stupid lady wouldnt even let me keep my drawings on my scrap paper. So she collected them. My drawing was of a guy unscrewing a bottle of labeled with a skull and crossbones over another guys sandwhich during lunch.....a little too suspicious, or will I be called down to the office "to see someone"? Tune in next time to find out!


After the test, nothing of interest happened all day except for when I gave Cory my kazoo in health class and proceeding to walk RIGHT BEHIND Mr. Halowhich and buzz it in his ear. So we had to steal it back, and he didnt care, because he is a new teacher. Can I say pussy? Then the next day nothing happened except for when Mr. Dinges called me poor, and stupid and fat. Oh wait. THATS EVERY DAY HE SEES ME.

On Wednesday I went to denny's in the morning and bought a newspaper from the machine out front because, well, thats what you are supposed to do when you go to denny's. The food was expensive but good, and afterwards I ran into my Uncle George, who, to be completely honest with you folks, COULDNT REMEMBER MY NAME. Seriously he said, "give me the first letter" to which I said "g" and he says "greg!"....*sigh*...then I went to K-Mart and hung out in the toy aisle and saw a weird talking yoda doll, which only made me sad because I love star wars and have not seen the new movie yet *sniff*.....then I went to school and did nothing....then the senior awards...where we played like 3 songs...woooot.

Today I woke up at 6:30.....and then told my dad I wasnt going to school.....to which I recieved a lot of shit and yelling. Then I woke back up at 10:30 and went downstairs and cleaned the kitchen because it looked like crap and I wanted to make eggs. But I didnt make eggs I talked to people on AIM and then got my hair cut which I kind of hate, but it probably looks the same to you. I also ate some tuna today, on a side note and let Hobbes have some even though he kind of stole some from me.

On a better note I am going to go see Robert Plant (if you dont know who he is you are automatically 15% less cool than anyone who does) on July 4th with Phil and Matt in Portsmouth. To see Zeppelins singer will be amazing.

Anyway, I hope you are well, good day my fair people
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|09:46 pm]
Gary
[Current Mood |boredbored]
[Current Music |Emerson, Lake and Palmer]

I dont mean to make this one long....even though its been a while.

*ahem*

HSA's in English. Really stupid and pointless, and I wrote an ECR about how Student Service Learning hours are bullshit. Seriously. I sewed a pillow in 6th grade for prison inmates and got 5 hours......wtf?!? Not only did I outline the ridiculousness of the system but I also labeled it as "nothing more than yet another silly exertion of authority"

So stick it to the man, bitches.

Over the weekend I didnt do too much, worked on friday and saturday, and on sunday I jammed with Bruce for a while, which for two bass guitars that are primarily slapping, it sounded pretty cool. Not as cool as when brian came over and he played my bass and I played my acoustic and we played a quickly composed circus march, but still pretty damn good.

What else.........what else what else....

I let my cat Hobbes out of the house to walk around with me like I normally do after school, but instead he caught the eye of a cat standing in the front glass door of my neighbor's house, and, instantly thinking whatever he sees is his territory, sprinted accross three yards and tackled the glass door. The cat at the door was so frightened it retreated to the back rooms of the house never to be seen again.....And then Hobbes wouldnt move from their stoop for about a half hour until he got so pissed with me telling him to go home he attacked me very violently, yelped, and ran home.

Now he sleeps on my bed with no reccolection of what he did.... :/

Anyway thats enough for now, I hope you are well
Later
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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2005|04:28 pm]
Gary
[Current Mood |calmcalm]
[Current Music |Uriah Heep - The Hanging Tree]

Hey all

Schools been pretty boring lately. Since the school year is beggining to diminish into the long final stretch, I find myself drifting off more and more. I nodded off three times in school today. Once in 1st and twice in 5th. I am not getting enough sleep, and the fact that I have been trying to get to bed before eleven strikes me as ineffective when I think I am in bed but am actually slumped over in the middle of AP Government.


I played light up frisbee with Roger and some of his friends on monday night. We drove to the Deer Harbour golf course and, barefoot, proceeding to play catch with this glowing frisbee before driving through my neighborhood in a Ford Explorer with two guys hanging off the back.....screaming.....which was fun. Oh and we also played football with my two-liter of sprite for a while, which resulted in it being kicked into a tree which was apparently full of bats.

Apparently the sport-coat fad is taking off...which I am glad I was a primary candidate in starting. I am sure someone will criticize me of otherwise but as far as I know, I helped kick that one off. In unrelated news, I finished the box of Cap'n Crunch and I know vow to buy Spongebob Squarepants "The Movie" cereal from now on because its basically captain crunch in jelly-fish shapes with marshmellows in the fun-filled and exciting shapes of spongebob, patrick, and plankton (I may have forgotten one, which is a big deal).

SO....other than all of that....the band concert was pretty good...and then afterwards Tim and I went to TCBY where I gracefully killed five dollars on a glorified milkshake, and then I went home and listened to Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety before going to bed. The only thing of substance that happened today was being kicked out of S.A.D.D. during seventh period. The Students Against Destructive Decisions had a meeting and Bruce, George-o, Gavin, Eric White, Oschie, Mumford, and just about everyone sitting near me got thrown out and threatened with saturday schools. I tried to argue with Biev by saying "Come now Mr. Bievenour I am a good citizen!", but to no avail.

.....come now mr. bievenour........(writing down for future song idea)

Anyway I hope all is well with you, and onward to the one hour jazz reharsal.
Later
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