||[Jun. 20th, 2005|03:33 am]
|||||Anything by Syd Barrett||]|
Last entry, we managed to break the record for the most comments I have ever recieved on one post, so lets all work real hard to try to push past 17 this time, folks...I know we can do it.
So....what news from the life of a moron...
Work just never seems to be without suprises. Yesterday night I noticed that we had hired two new cooks in the back (the term cooks being used loosely, as they only need to learn how to assemble a greasy hamburger). So I am standing at my register wasting time and some blonde, 30-something cliche soccer mom shuffles up opening a happy meal box thingy giving me a stern look, and opening up a hamburger roll. "I just got out of the drive through and look at this cheeseburger! There's no meat on it!" So I was like "Uhhh...well I dont make the food so let me go get you a new burger"....there was a bite mark in the side so I guess some poor little kid too pre-occupied with the cheap plastic toys that come with the meals tried to eat his burger without knowing that the dumbass forgot to put a patty on it. So I got her a new one and she left.
A little later some jock guy walked up all flamed, again up to me, because as we all know I am the best person to throw your anger at, since I look so threatening right. yeah. So he was apparently upset because this new cook had forgotten to put Crispy Chicken on his Crispy Chicken sandwhich. So in essence, all he had was a lettuce, tomato and mayonaise sandwhich. Now for the best part ok...you'll love this...for all of you with queasy stomachs or with a love for McDonalds food you might want to skip over this part.
This hispanic guy came up, speaking little to no english, and pointed to the menu for a Fruit and Walnut salad. In case you didnt know, a Fruit and Walnut salad may be the best way to get ripped off out of $3.34. Its like three damn slices of apple, a couple grapes, a little bag of walnuts and a little cup of yogurt to dip the fruit in. Get the picture right? Ok, so the guy walks up to me with the yogurt cup in hand about 10 mintues after he got his food. At first glance I couldnt tell what he had, but upon further investigation I discovered that there was A DEAD FLY in the yogurt cup. Yes a dead fly just chillen in this little yogurt cup, and what a suprise, the new cook had just made the yogurt cups!
Ahhhhhhhh.....anyway it was a good day otherwise, Kurt and Arek came and visited me, and Arek was just badgering me about fireworks or something, because I made the big mistake of showing him all of my bottle rockets and stuff one time......shut up arek you dont get any of my explosives.
So besides work and stuff my grandmother is living with us right now for the time being because she just got out of the hospital and she cant really manage by herself so my mom and my dads mom have been over to help.
I have lots of money now because all I do is work, and no time to spend it. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
And I guess thats about it all....I hope you are well......especially you...